Winter Holidays Pasties | Random Grab Bag Surprise Pick | Stocking Stuffer (!)

Happy holidays from the Random Pasties Generator! Here’s how it works: You feed four bucks into the machine, and the machine generates the perfect pair of winter holidays pasties for you (or your loved one), and ships them out to you ASAP. You all enjoy a spectacularly fun Christmas, or winter getaway, or whatever it is you’re celebrating in these cold winter nights. 

Disclaimer: Please wear a jacket if you plan to actually wear these outside in these cold winter nights. Not responsible for frost bite, which you will likely get, and is nothing to mess around with.

Disclaimer #2: If you’re using these as a stocking stuffer, that’s an awesome idea. Just please don’t do it in front of the kids. Kids hate it when their parents are being gross, lol. 

Disclaimer #3: There isn’t actually a Random Pasties Generator. There’s just us…sending you a random pair of pasties. Sorry to have misled you.