Car Vehicle Bumper Magnet / Dark Humor / Portal To The Underworld

Forget bumper stickers (they’re impossible to remove!). Instead, get a bumper magnet for your car, and never worry about vehicle resale values and other mundane (yawn) considerations again! 

This one, which reads “On My Way to Open a Portal to the Underground” will do a wonderful job of freaking out the uptight moms at daycare drop-off, your in-laws, and probably the elderly lady down the street who yells at the neighborhood kids for skateboarding too loudly. 🤷‍♀️ C’est la vie! A little gentle freak out never harmed anyone! But seriously, this bumper magnet is hysterical, and is guaranteed to bring many laughs and waves on the road. Dark humor at its finest.

Measuring 8"x3", this magnet is perfect for your car, washing machine, fridge, and any and all magnetic spaces! Design is orange on a very dark brown background. Tip: • This item is a magnet. • In order for it to stick, it must be placed on a metal/magnetic surface. • It will not stick to the plastic part of your bumper :) • It will stick to any part of your car that is metal/shiny. • Clean off the intended area, and then stick your bumper sticker to the clean area! • Yay!